,   Age: 1+

Are you a parent suffering from toddler terror? It occurred to me that some of the strategies for working with special needs kids who are having a melt-down might actually work on toddler tantrums as well. Please take a few minutes to listen to the explanation so you understand what is included and how to use it.






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2. Listen to me first!
4. Fish Tank
5. Lava Lamp
6. 20 Min. Time Lapse
Relax With Nature
7. 4 Hr Delta Wave Sleep
8. 5 Hr Lullabies
9. Laugh Track
10. How Do You Know If You Have A Toddler?, 1. You hate your spouse just a little. You don't really, you just hate your life right now., 3. You've abandoned. Your shopping cart and hauled a kid out of the grocery store under your arm like a bundle of firewood., 2. You no longer fantasize about being rich, attractive, intelligence, or successful. Your only fantasy is getting some sleep.
11. Be sure to cut up your credit cards.
They can be used to track you., 4. You've had to alert a store employee that your child has just urinated or thrown up on their floor., 5. You've seriously considered starting a new life in a new city., 6. You have more gates in your 
house than the local zoo., 7. Every cabinet in your 
house has a lock on it.
12. 8. Bedtime at your house looks like spring break in Cancun, 9. All four food groups can be found between your couch cushions., 10. You've fallen asleep 
with your eyes open.
13. What To Expect From a Two-Year-Old, Despite being able to walk by now, your tot 
will demand to be carried everywhere., Two-year-olds are very aware that they don't speak well. 
Asking them to repeat will likely send them into a rage., Don't ever forget that two-year-olds 
are incredibly strong., Two-year-olds have not developed a concept of a "routine" yet. They will be totally surprised every day that they must go to daycare again, and go to bed again. They do not deal well with those kinds of "surprises".
14. Two-year-olds think teeth are for drawing blood., Since two-year-olds like to dominate a situation, keep them away from smaller, weaker children. They WILL attack., What does a toddler want? The exact opposite of whatever you want. Reverse psychology can be effective now., Once they begin eating processed food, your toddler will lose that fresh newborn smell. Instead, they will smell like farts, old milk, and lunch meat., From ToddlerAre A**holes by Bunmi Laditan



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