1. Riddle Me This
2. What type of bow
cannot be tied?, A rain-bow!
3. Where can you
always find gold?, In the dictionary!
4. Why can't you iron
a four-leaf clover?, Because you shouldn't
"press your luck"!
5. How can you tell if
a leprechaun is
having a good time?, He is Dublin over
with laughter!
6. +, What would you get
if you crossed Christmas
with St. Patricks's Day?, St. O'Claus!, What would you get if
you crossed Christmas
with St. Patrick's Day?
7. When is an Irish potato
not an Irish potato?, When it's a French fry!
8. What does Ireland
have more of than
any other country?, Irishmen!
10. A lepre-condo!
11. Why did the elephant
wear green sneakers?, Her red ones
were in the wash!
12. Knock-knock!, Who's there?, Irish!, Irish who?, Irish you a happy
St. Patrick's Day!
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